Step right up and behold the wonder if the Saint's Row IV Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition! For the low price of $1,000,000 you can get yourself:
- Saints Row IV: Commander in Chief Edition
- Replica Dubstep Gun
- Virgin Galactic Space Flight
- Plastic Surgery
- Spy Training Day
- 7 Nights at the Top Royal Suite at the Burj-Al-Arab, Dubai
- Lamborghini Gallardo
- Toyota Prius + 1 Year Insurance
- Much, much more
This offer is limited to 1 so be quick, it won't be around long!
In all seriousness, you'd be mad to buy this (if it is actually real that is) but hey, if you have a spare $1,000,000 just lying around then by all means, go for your life.
Saints Row IV is due for release on the 20th of August